Friday, November 24, 2017

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet

Tracy's and my friend Jennifer Freeland has been putting up a bunch of gratitude challenges on Facebook, appropriate for this time of year, and her first was, "What smell are you grateful for today?" Well, mine wasn't roses.

Some folks wrote about bread baking, fresh sheets, the beach and newborn babies, but for me? It is the wonderful, fragrant aroma of the Mephitis mephitis. Otherwise known as the striped skunk.

It wasn't always this way. I used to wince at the slightest hint of that nauseating smell emanating from those anal scent glands, almost to the point of throwing up in my mouth, as I remembered our dog getting blasted by a skunk when I was a kid. But that changed in about 1994.

Tracy and I, with our little 2 year old Courtney, moved to this incredible little gold-rush-era town of Weaverville, nestled in the shadow of the Trinity Alps, living in the center of the community in a home was built when Lincoln was president. (In an earlier post I described the little town: Weaverville is reminiscent of Lake Wobegon, "Where the women are strong, the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.") I absolutely loved our time living in such a terrific little community. Think Mayberry, but prettier.

Our old home (pictured above) had a tub but no shower, no closets so we had to use armoires, it was heated by a wood stove, and it had a crawl space underneath it. Where, one day, an uninvited guest took note of that crawl space and moved right in. Never was a squatter more appropriately labeled.

We were completely disgusted by the constant odor, which made it hard for us to do anything. We went to sleep to it, woke up to it, cooked to it. It was constant and omnipresent and overwhelming. We tried to block off access to the crawl space and prevent the little bugger from getting in, but getting in he continued to do.

Then all of a sudden the smell was gone. We figured he must've tired at our eradication efforts and found greener pastures elsewhere, until we had friends over, and they wondered aloud how we can stand the smell. Then it dawned on us  . . . we were noseblind!

Pepe le Pew eventually moved out, and later, so did we. In 1997, we moved away and continued to grow our little family in Camarillo, a place that ignores the seasons, but I often think about Weaverville . . . its small townness, the great friendships, the beautiful outdoors, floating and fishing the Trinity River. But most of all I think about our young little family of three.

Where I see a beautiful young  mother holding the hand of a two year old girl as they cross the street to go check the mail at the post office or get chocolate milk at the corner deli.

Where I also see Courtney and I wading in the creek that ran along the back of our property, hunting for and finding lots of frogs. I see the little neighbor girl, Taylor, sitting in our front room keeping Courtney and Tracy company reading aloud from her chapter book. I see us walking around all sides of our home picking raspberries and blackberries from the vines, and apples, plums and nectarines from the trees. I see us spread out on a blanket to watch the July 5 fireworks at the elementary school, which the town got at a discount as the other communities had their fireworks on the 4th. I see us going to the park, or down the river, or into the woods. I cannot imagine life being more perfect.

That was all 23 years ago, but smells are like time machines. The smell of mothballs puts me back in the 1970s with my angel grandma. The smell of dewy fresh-cut grass puts me back on the damp Camarillo High football field during hell week my freshman year in 1981. And today, catching a whiff of a skunk just transports me right back there to our old Weaverville home on Center Street.

As the years go by, the memories of our time there do not fade, but rather, they focus in on the wonderful experiences we had as a family, when life was simpler and more innocent. So now, if a polecat cuts loose and you see me get a little misty-eyed, you'll know why.

There once was skunk,
People said that he stunk;
But for me now, I just cannot say . . .
For a time, I think.
the little critter did stink!
But for me now, that rascal can stay.


Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Bald Headed Women and Other Dumb Lyrics

A little bit of heaven 94.7, KMET . . . tweedle-dee!


Growing up, I loved to listen to music. Not with the same degree of interest as my friend Vince Wutkee, but I still enjoyed the tunes, and still do. Even though I really enjoyed concerts, I just went to a limited number of them, and have only recently forgiven my parents for not letting me go to the US Festival back in 1982. Being that my dad was a cop and had seen a few things, and that I was only 14, it was probably a wise decision. That said, I found it pretty funny that he just sent me an email with the subject, "KISS performs in Iraq."


I loved a lot of the bubble gum pop back in the day. In public I liked rock, but in secret, I was all over the Top 40 stuff. On the outside of my car, I might have had an an upside down KMET sticker on my bumper, but on the inside, I was singing along loudly to the Mighty 690. It was tough to live two musical lives, but I couldn't let anyone on my football team know that I liked KC and the Sunshine Band! I had a Zeppelin shirt, but Disco Duck was on my record player. The Bee Gees, Kool and the Gang, and yes, Barry Manilow. I knew the songs that made the young girls cry, and I thought I knew all the lyrics. More on that in a bit.

I found online a pic of the very first concert I attended, INXS.  That is why we have the Internet.
Growing up, my buddy Chris Chavez had an older brother Greg, who oozed coolness, and he was a pretty tough guy back then.  Being both cool and tough? Yeah, I was impressed. I remember seeing him doing a pop and lock routine, which, again, really cool. If you were tough, you didn't cabbage patched, you popped. But to my surprise, on Facebook yesterday he talked about loving Captain and Tennille and ABBA back then! A.B.B.A!! Tough hombres do not listen to ABBA!


Truth be told, I have an ABBA station on Pandora, which I play when the family is in car together. We took a family trip to the Sequoias one year, which was shortly after we watched Mamma Mia!, and we wore out a couple ABBA CDs on the way up and back singing along to "Super Troopers" and other fun ones. That was such a ball that Courtney wanted ABBA to be cranked up in the car when we drove down together to her wedding. Suffice it to say, Dancing Queen has a warm place in the Troxels' hearts.

But I digress!  This is about dumb lyrics.

Shortly after getting married, Tracy and I were driving down the road, and a popular Bee Gees song from my youth came on the radio, and I loudly sang along to, "Bald-headed woman, bald-headed woman to meeeee."

Tracy looked at me with a questioning look, and I said something like, "Right?  Why on earth would they sing about a bald-headed woman?"


She responded with something like, "Honey, it is called 'MORE THAN A WOMAN!'"

And suddenly the song made sense.

I knew it was the Bee Gees, I knew the tune, and I thought I knew the words. Story of my life.

There are some other really, really dumb lyrics out there. That I sing really, really loud to. Such as . . .
  1. What the heck is the "pompitus of love," Steve Miller? And why do they call you "Maurice?"
  2. Journey- "If he ever hurts you, true love won't desert you." The song is "Separate Ways," and almost made me want to part ways with them, but I was too invested with 5 or 6 of their albums. Dumb, dumb lyric.
  3. "The Reflex, is an only child, he's waiting in the park." Duh-Ran Duh-Ran
  4. "Everybody Wang Chun tonight." 
  5. "They got little hands, and little eyes, and they walk around telling great big lies." Ok, if Oingo Boingo can write about little girls and the Police about stalking with "Every breath you take," then a little Archie Bunkeresque humor ain't so bad! Of course, Dire Straits's referencing the millionaire with the airplane in "Money For Nothing" would likely get little air time today . . .
One things is for sure. I never paid attention to the meanings of songs until I got kids.